A telekenesis want ad was originally posted to zota in July of 2003. The comments kept coming for nearly a year, turning in to an active forum for people desperate to move objects with their mind. Still no word on who got hired.
This is the original post, with comments through December 2003.
July 22, 2003
move small objects just a little
I am looking for someone who is capable of moving physical objects with his/her mind (telekenetics). This is for scientific experiments to enhance and harness this power. If you are able to move small objects just a little you qualify. This only applys to telekenetics. The job pays $75.00 an hour, 40 hours+ a week. Thank you.
Posted by zota at July 22, 2003 12:27 AM
i’m teleketyping this right now…
Posted by: t.f. cat at July 23, 2003 11:52 AM
You only think you are teleketyping. But really, I am dreaming that you are teleketyping. So it is all a figment of my imagination; I want Macaroni Collages.
Posted by: polaroidgirl at July 24, 2003 06:27 PM
I have been teaching myself a little bit by reaserchin sites on Telekenesis, I can bearly move a small object for a split of a second maybe more maybe less it’s weird when I think that it’s moving it stops since I was no longer 100% concentrated on the actual movement but that it was. Like we only use one side of our brain, the other side is usually used when daydreaming your mind wonders off, using the other side,. It’s kind of like that.
Posted by: Liz at August 4, 2003 04:29 PM
i would like to reasearch an learn how to perform Telekenesis. I’m willing to do whatever it takes to learn this an be 100% devoted to it. If anyone is like me or can teach me even a little i’d be Very grateful, Thank you. Reach me by e-mail at email@example.com
Posted by: Jonny at August 11, 2003 12:44 PM
Seriously are you actually able to make objects move with your mind….I would love to learn how to do that….If anybody could teach me how to do that I would be gratefull….one of my pet peeves is that you learn something new everyday…im hoping that I can learn this interesting skill…
Posted by: Patronus at August 20, 2003 11:19 PM
My ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is. It surrounds us, penetrates us and binds the galixy together. With the force all things are possible. Moving the smallest object to my Jedi starfighter out of the dunes on Tatooinne. May The Force Be With You.
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at August 28, 2003 09:59 AM
It is all in your mind. Focus! It’s all about focusing.
Posted by: someone at September 15, 2003 11:57 AM
I am really interested in learning Telekenesis and will do anything it takes. I’d love to be able to move things with my mind so I can feel that I’m different from everyone else. If you can teach me how to use Telekenesis please E-Mail me ASAP
Posted by: MoonFlower at September 20, 2003 02:48 PM
Since everyone online only talks about doing it,tell me more about it,theres not enough things online about it so all u ppl that wanna learn telekenesis u must know alot about it so tell me!!! plz’n’thank you
Posted by: Chaela at September 25, 2003 05:00 AM
I want to learn telekenesis meybi you kan me help.
Posted by: Julian at September 29, 2003 04:33 AM
i’ve been trying this for about 4 months now and i can move like a ring…or pencil, nothing too major like big books or anything. BUT I’M TRYING!!! ;)
Posted by: Rogue at October 6, 2003 04:50 PM
a few years ago my brother and i were at a cafe i put my hand near the can of coke it moved away from me and when i retracted my hand it moved toward me, my mental state at the time it happened was absolute calm i sent this can of coke back and forward for some time i expected it to move without doubt we were both shocked. soon after we took of home to try to repeat it but never have been able to again mainly because i think we tried to. i think the idea of all things we think impossible are possible its just that our brains are so used to thinking they are i think you have to manipulate yourself into thinking that they are every day occurences and have no doubt, which is extremely difficult because the brain has to believe it 100 percent.theres no bullshit in this story
Posted by: at October 11, 2003 07:31 AM
Hello everyone. A lot of you have asked about how to make telekenesis work, so I will give you a few things you should know, and a few ways to develop your own telekenetic abilities. As for what makes telekenesis work, it is the belief that you can do it, or at least that it is possible and that you can do it. The more devoted (or perhaps a better way of saying that is the harder you try at it), the stronger you will be at it; Not necassarily the faster it will happen. Now as for a few ways to develop your abilities: COMPASS – fill a clear glass full of water and then put a toothpick in it. As it floats in the water, have you hands around the glass (they don’t have to be touching), and Will the toothpick to spin one direction or another. After you can do this without too much difficulty, try Willing the toothpick UNDER then water. A reason this is a good way to exercise your abilities is because there is little resistance between the water and toothpick. PINWHEEL – Have some gum, or perhaps clay or play-doh and put a ball of it on a FLAT surface. Take a needle, or a toothpick and stick it straight up in the play-doh. Next, take a small (about 4 inches by 4 inches) square piece of paper and fold it diagonally twice so it is shaped somewhat like a small pyramid and place it on the toothpick. Place your hands around the paper and Will the paper to start spinning (be sure it isn’t your breath that spins it). Visuallizing energy coming from your hands to the object(s) sometimes helps for different people… though if you start learning like that, you might have to ALWAYS imagine it that way. I hope this helps you, Paladeus ÃŸ.
Posted by: Paladeus at October 16, 2003 04:26 PM
very interesting stories. I would love to believe them, but I do not. I am most likely among everyone when I say that I would love to have this power, and I am not saying that it is impossible, I just just not sure that anyone living is able…Pleas if you can, prove me wrong.
Posted by: sal at October 30, 2003 10:15 AM
i just got out of training my whole life since i was 3(i am now 13) to become a master of telepathy. i was trained by my granfather kunaba. i can open and close doors, i can lift many different kinds of masses(no more then 200 lbs though), and other stuff. if u would like to learn of this art, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Posted by: kunaba offspring at October 30, 2003 04:31 PM
ill be waiting
Posted by: kunaba offspring at October 30, 2003 04:33 PM
someone please give proof to what they say….or teach me
Posted by: kjhkh at October 31, 2003 09:31 PM
could anyone help me to learn telekinetics please email me at email@example.com and address the subject as telekinetics
Posted by: bob at November 4, 2003 06:19 PM
I am very interested in learning Telekinesis. If anyone is interested in teaching me or helping me out. Kindly reach me in my email address.
Posted by: Rekha at November 9, 2003 07:09 AM
could kunaba pleas email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Posted by: bob at November 9, 2003 05:49 PM
i move things with my mind and read minds
Posted by: mind reader at November 11, 2003 05:20 PM
if you cant email me thn can you teach me on here
Posted by: bob at November 11, 2003 07:11 PM
You guys are something…its not a consentration or a will to move objects or thinking about an object to bend or move….you’ll know when you have that ability to move things or levitate…….the first thing is the inside of your head…the left side tend to become “open” ….your right hand tingles….and other feelings and sensations you cannot explain…before moving objects or trying to..your mind …your mind’s voice will speak to you…….I know this seem like a BS story….but being taught is not the answer…….
“Jim how about this for starters..keep your feelings running to the grinder.”
Posted by: keith at November 12, 2003 06:44 PM
You are right it does sound like BS…but then again a lot of things do. So you are saying that concentration or practice is not a factor for this ability?
Posted by: none at November 14, 2003 06:54 AM
does anybody remember duncan? If you do you will know what i mean. write on boards. i will find you.
Posted by: eden at November 14, 2003 08:31 AM
does anybody remember duncan? If you do you will know what i mean. write on boards. i will find you.
Posted by: eden at November 14, 2003 08:31 AM
There are many simple factors for this abilty…for one…the mind and yourself as a person has to learn the art of control and disipline….(and spell check…J/K)
Say to one thing…how can you practice for something you dont know wat and how to practice for?, or consentrate for something that you have no idea what to or how to practice…like….with what?…..I can say you must have the ability to up-levels…I know this may not be understandable….BUT…for the ability to move an object for one spilt second requires a persn to advance to that level…..as for myself I can say the first level is having the ability to communicate with your unknown mind..the parts that is not yet trained…..(Sub-mind writing)
Posted by: kieth at November 15, 2003 07:09 PM
Wow..my keyboard is out of wack..!!..sorry about that…..
hope you know what I mean……..1) Free Writng is the first step….
Posted by: Kieth at November 15, 2003 07:18 PM
I always thought that telekenetics sounded cool, I never knew if i believed it or not though. I always tried to believe that i had a power that was unseen. I found that i could channel an energy though my limbs, i first feel a tingling rush trough my arms, then it flows through my finger tips. I feel heat and so can anyone who gets near my hands. I want to be telekenetic, but is this a step in controlling it? I am a beginner and want help.
Posted by: Chris at November 15, 2003 09:28 PM
Hold on to a pencil and on a blank piece of paper…what happens?………..
Your mind and sub-mind must learn to communicate together…….hhmmmmmm….like your thinking the action of your left hand picking up a pencil…well..the action of your mind tells your hand to do this….with your sub-mind working with your “awake” mind….not only your hand attempts to pick up the pencil…your sub-mind also picks up the pencil…but with energy unseen……(getting it now??…)
For myself….I went through this by accident…I started my steps by first opening the door to my submind…..it can be bad and it can be good…..my sub writing started after I used the Ouija board…..it was very scary at first but then I got the handle of this….now dont get too excited about this..I would use protection against the unknown before even attempting to open your submind………funny thing….I did this 12 years ago….and now…I ended up here on this message board….how????….by free writing the keys…I think there are people or persons out there that claim this claim that…I’m thinking my purpose is to “watch”…….Hey..my tax return will be bigger this year!!!!……
oh by the way..my hand turned cold at first….not warm……that lasted a few minutes…..te sub-mind’s energy manipulates the atoms of physical things……
“The Coral Castle in Florida was made by a person by using Telekenetics”
Posted by: kieth at November 16, 2003 05:19 AM
I guess if there was a thought…can I myself move objects??……I can say I’m just about there….The one thing you must hve is disipline…imagine how many bikini tops would come off if everyone knew how??…ha-ha
Posted by: Kieth at November 16, 2003 05:27 AM
i would love to know how to free my mind but i never can
Posted by: andrew at November 16, 2003 11:34 AM
im new to this kenetic power stuff so if anybody can give me some advice please email me at email@example.com
i only got into it cause i watched a film called MOMENTUM and my bro inlaw told me ppl can actually do it so im now wanting to do it so please someone email me a nd give me some advice
Posted by: crowther at November 16, 2003 03:01 PM
Try the art of meditation…and self hypnosis………=-)
Posted by: Kieth at November 17, 2003 06:11 PM
i am wanting to know if anybody can teach me how to do telekinesis. PLEASE?PLEASE?PLEASE?PLEASE?PLEASE?PLEASE?PLEASE?
Posted by: balubulubul at November 18, 2003 05:59 AM
i love moving things with my mind
Posted by: renae at November 21, 2003 12:20 PM
Posted by: keith at November 22, 2003 05:52 AM
tell me more about the sub-mind?
Posted by: spike at November 27, 2003 07:12 PM
Sub-mind is a word that I can best describe the “other” voice you hear during meditation…the “feeling” one gets when a person attempts to move an object without touching it….an alternate you I guess is the best explaination…the best way to “teach” your mind to communicate with you is firstby meditation….it may seem that its to different beings but all n all it just one being…’you…well like your left brain talking to your right…is the best way to put it…I started out this way….The sub-mind is the energy that allows you to move things…Example is mind-reading…..which is one of many step….
Step 1) Meditation…Allows begining communication
Step 2) Meditation..Book excersizes….Allow your sub-mind guess what page a certain word is.
Step 3) Meditation / Self Hypnosis…….Allow your body as a whole become one.
Step 5) Book exersizes / mind reading
Step 6) Sub-mind “real contact”…to which thiscan be scary
Step 7) Spirit communication / disipline
Step 8) Deep meditation
Step 9) Preminition — You may guess right in trivia all the time…(My favorite while playng trivia persuit)
Step 10)Deep meditation / Book excersizes/ Disipline
Step 11) Moving an object during meditation
Step 12) Dispine / deeper meditation / real contact
Step 13) Moving an object “light”
Step 14) Moving an object while looking at it.
I myself am on Step 10
Sorry about the mistypes
Posted by: keith at November 29, 2003 08:12 PM
ok ive been thinkin about moving things with my mind for a long time its jsut never happend i mean i do get dreams (visions) and my mom says they are from God. So i wondering if there is like a special word or prayer to unlock your telekinesis that God has taken from us for our own good. But anyways if anyone knows how to move things with there minds please let me know so i can do it too please email me firstname.lastname@example.org
Posted by: Adrian McLaughlin at December 1, 2003 09:43 AM
Umm….havent you been reading??….lol.=-)
Posted by: Kieth at December 1, 2003 03:43 PM
I have no idea what I’m doing and I really need to learn how to move things with my mind.Ever since I’ve whatched a movie, I always wanted to learn. That was ever since I was in 3rd grade. I am now in 9th grade and still havn’t accomplished anything. Not even a little. I don’t know what to do! Will someone please help me.
Posted by: Brittany at December 2, 2003 04:56 PM
Telekinesis/telepathy is indeed very real. However, it is not a physical capability that we posses. If it were, then wouldn’t it make sense that such abilities be exploited? Being able to read the thoughts of others and manipulate physical objects is something everyone would like to do. How much would you pay to have such a gift? What would you compromise? I’m sorry, but I have not read in the headlines lately: MAN (or) WOMAN ABLE TO MOVE OBJECTS WITH MIND!
Indeed, if concentration, focus, faith, discipline, meditation, etcÃ–if any of these things allowed for the development of telekinesis/telepathy, why wouldn’t it be taught or even documented for that mater? Furthermore, those instances which are documented cannot be verified. The reason is because telekinesis/telepathy is not a physical ability we posses. If it were then surely the billions of incredibly intelligent people who have walked the earth before us would have made such a powerful tool availableÃ–right?
Are you thinking yet? WRONG, like I said in the beginning: Telekinesis/telepathy is indeed very real. I am contradicting myself, but so what? As Buda said, “Contradiction is not the grounds for falsity, neither is the lack of contradiction the grounds for truth.”
The reason telekinesis/telepathy is indeed very real is because people do it, but contrary to popular belief it is not due to a physically mental ability (otherwise Einstein would’ve had it down in 10th grade when his IQ hit 185)! You know the scientific teaching that we only use 10% of our brain? That is not true and was disproved in 1999 when the MRI was perfected. We use ALL of our brain, wellÃ–I don’t, but you probably do.
And the question persists: so then how is it done? Honestly, I am not sure or I would probably be writing books about it and making money instead of writing forum posts. However, I do have an idea about it thanks to history and a friend. From the evidence of the past I believe that just because telekinesis/telepathy is not a PHYSICAL ability doesn’t mean it isn’t a SPIRITUAL ability. That’s right, spiritual. But I’m not talking about praising the Lord, I’m talking about demonic intervention. I am a Christian and I have friends that are Satanists who appear to be able to manipulate objects, making tables levitate up to three feet off the ground! Please, before I continue I am not here to fool or lie to anyone. I am only going by accounts I have heard about from them. They don’t mess around and wouldn’t bother wasting their breath to impress me. Anyway, after I got to know one of them better, she told me a little secret. She told me that it wasn’t her power at all that caused tables to float, candles to ignite when she blew on them or cuts to appear on her body then disappearÃ–she told me it was “Bruth.” A demon that was possessing her! She said that it constantly threatened her and sent her into suicidal depressions. She asked me for help because I knew Jesus so I told her to go to Mrs. Grayson because she was once a real witch before she accepted Jesus Christ, and understood the craft. My friend told Mrs. Grayson that she first felt the mysterious while at a friend’s house using the Ouija board, kind of like how Keith initiated his sub-writing. She began her meditation with a few friends and one day they visited a “Gathering” (a dark arts meeting) and soon after joined the Satanists. They attended a few weeks and then began to realize their powers as their meditation dipped deeper and they communicated more frequently with, what she believed to be her “intuition.” Sometimes her meditation became so focused she could see her “intuition” and described it as a young girl, with blue eyes that glowed and blonde hair that sparkled. However, when this happened she would always feel like there were hands clasped tightly over her head with the claws reaching into her mind. She was terrified to discover when she made the decision to accept Christ into her heart and live for Him that this “intuition” was really Bruth. When she closed her eyes to pray she saw her little blued eyed, blonde haired friend and was confused because she was no where close to being in deep meditation. All of a sudden the little girl changed into Bruth and attacked my friend. Mrs. Grayson who was sharing the love of Jesus Christ to her had to rebuke the demon in the name of Jesus Christ because it was causing my friend to convulse and scream to the point where she couldn’t breath.
The demon left her immediately! There is power in Jesus Christ as it says in the Bible, Ephesians 1:18-23,”I pray also that the eyes of your heart may be enlightened in order that you may know the hope to which he [God] has called you, the riches of his glorious inheritance in the saints, and his incomparably great power for us who believe. That power is like the working of his mighty strength which he exerted in Christ when he raised him from the dead and seated him at his right hand in heaven, far above all rule and authority, power and dominion, and every title that can be given, not only in the present age but also in the one to come. And God placed all things under his feet and appointed him to be head over everything for the church, which is his body, the fullness of him who fills everything in every way.”
When my friend accepted Jesus Christ into her heart, she didn’t care that she was no longer able to levitate tables, or do anything else because it was only Bruth using her! It was not worth it since she was a slave in order to have it.
People, if you want to have a part in the real and true power of Jesus Christ email me at Levi4Jesus125@yahoo.com
Posted by: truth at December 4, 2003 02:36 PM
Hey iv always tryed to make things move and have been inspired my whole life and iv never found the answer to making it work but i would love to do this and if anyone would like to help then could you mail me please!!!!!
Posted by: Show Me at December 4, 2003 03:25 PM
Well…….ya hit the nail on the head…somewhat…..As apart of my disaipline..Church is part of my life….but as in my case its both..physical and spiritual…and yup…I initiated my subwriting that way and able to keep that part open…but as for bad demons..I never had that problem…and yes..moving object is real
Hey Brittney…send me 100 bucks and I’ll tell you..lmao..
Posted by: Kieth at December 4, 2003 06:30 PM
Cool Keith! What church do you go to?
Posted by: truth at December 5, 2003 06:54 AM
To be honest, I just searched for this subject in Google on the off chance that there were some laughs in store, but having read the more serious postings here, I’m actually gonna try the toothpic in the glass of water thing. I’m hoping that it’s not gonna take a few months to achieve this. If I am expected to wait this long, please let me know.
Keep up the good work peeps. Keep thoes things moving.
As for the job placement… Sorry, my tallents are better suited elsewhere :D
Posted by: gedness at December 5, 2003 04:22 PM
Catholic…….I went through the whole bit from since I was young…..So I guess that is a reason why I’m..”Protected” against evil that may pass, but as far as something being real….it is.
The toothpick trial will not work…..
its been years for me to get to this level……..
$75.00?…lmao…thats pocket change=-)
Posted by: Keith at December 5, 2003 04:51 PM
I check this board about every night..FYI
Posted by: Keith at December 5, 2003 04:52 PM
making $75.00 and hour for 40+ hours a week, thats not a good use for your talents?sounds pretty nice to me.
anyways, i have been trying to utilize my ‘mind power’ for as long as i can remember.for the most part i cant move objects with telekinetics, but i have had some very strong experiences with telepathy, so i believe that the power is hidden in there somewhere… meditation is very helpful though, especially when you are very stressed.
Posted by: Zeit at December 7, 2003 05:55 PM
A lawyer makes better money and the only thing he can do is steal from your pocket without looking…lol…
Scotch and a cigar does wonders for stress..
Unlocking and training your mind does wonders to prepare you for trying to move objects
Posted by: Kieth at December 8, 2003 02:36 PM
nice to see you again
Posted by: hansi at December 11, 2003 12:23 AM
hmmm, i have been reading about telepathy and telekenesis alot lately, mostly on the internet, the majority of the sites are authored by people that are obviously in touch with something far away from reality, but then there are a few that i truly believe, and of course i want to believe. i think we all want to believe, dont we? who wouldnt want to be able to move things, make things float and such?
then i read all these posts of people saying, i want to learnhow,, someone teach me, and thats it, i dont think there is a set of guidlines for something like this, everyone is different in mind, body, and soul, its like trying to wear a custom tailored suit that wasnt made for you, it doesnt fit, and it wont work. everyone is different.
im sure trying to aquire this ability would take countless hours of meditation and dedication. and for what??? do you want to impress your friends, or maybe to become powerful. those selfish motives will probably never let you totally become in touch with that part of “you” that allows you to do this. this is something deeper than personal gratifacation.
i have many questions, as im sure everyone does, and i dont expect all the answers, maybe just your thoughts, someones thoughts, please email me at your conveniance
Posted by: josh at December 11, 2003 11:51 PM
It takes years….and I try just because I have the urge to…a challenge of many challenges of mankind……evolution….there is a set of guidelines I have posted to train your mind, but with research….. others would have to fill in the blanks…….thats how a suit would fit your being..=-)…….
why????……why does a guy drink?…smoke?…why do people go to church?…why live?………mankind is selfish yet we can fly…we can kill….we can destroy ourselves….(the only animal that can do that)……
you have to condition yourself to do this….
Posted by: Keith at December 13, 2003 06:11 AM
Is anyone here actually able to move things with there minds or are you guys just all interested in learning? I have been able to move small objects after about 15 minutes of focusing if anyone has any advice on how to strengthen the power email me…and only serious people please!
Posted by: Necromancer at December 17, 2003 10:16 AM
15 min?……if you need advice on how to strengthen….how did you ever start to move in the first place….nice try…..lmao
It took me years to reach this far……I’m going to try in the Spring……
Posted by: Kieth at December 17, 2003 06:28 PM
Keith I doubt you have any mental power it seems all you are good at is critizing people. And 15 minutes is alil long for me I wanted to do it faster thats why I asked….
Perhaps your years of practice were wasted?
Posted by: Necromancer at December 19, 2003 09:42 AM
Please…read closely and pay more attention to what I have posted in the past…then your opinion would hold some merit…..there is a difference between doing…wishing….and hoping….
LMAO…..wasted???……”You need to learn how to walk before you can run.”
Your a teen eh?….like 15??
(Just a question – I’m not trying to be mean.)
Posted by: Kieth at December 19, 2003 04:34 PM
Actually I am not trying to be mean either lmao I am actually 21 for your information. And my thing about strengthening was because I wanna be able to do it in less then 15 minutes I hardly have that kinda patience, in a game where its almost 100% nessesscary. And It was an accident actually when it first worked for me, I was just playing around and it worked the first shot for me I moved a tack in about 15 minutes thats why I mentioned it….needless to say over a year it worked about 3 times for me and I tried about 6 aha…..but if you got any suggestions I’d be glad to hear it!
Posted by: Necromancer at December 23, 2003 10:31 AM
What ever happaned to the owner of this site that was looking for some1 for $75? I am just interested cuz I never heard from her since I started checkin this place out 2 weeks ago lol
Posted by: Necromancer at December 23, 2003 10:38 AM
Your path is different then mine….my self control and excersizing my submind is a must…else others that can detect your…lets say..”Gift”….many may feel threatened…..imagine your anger to someone without control…I knew of a woman who can see other people’s ORA…..which is a gift within itself….BUT anyway……once I “start” and succeed in moving objects with-out my being doing the action…I will not post on this board after…there is a group of “gifted” I guess you can say……that I can say is NEW for ME…….
Posted by: Kieth at December 23, 2003 02:25 PM
Keith..actually sencing aura’s is not a problem for me and I always had that gift, thats not one you can work on you are just born with it..I am empathic is more of a politically correct way to put it so people will understand…but you are right our paths are very different I just hope our lil talk here will not effect either of us on our fates
Posted by: necromancer at December 25, 2003 03:39 PM
Actually this person sees…or can see aura’s from focusing on a person…….I’m not sure how she can do this..(I never asked)………………oh since your 21……I’m 32 with a family….yeah family man…..I can say I’m up there in the income chain but I wanted to share a little about myself…I’m not a 15 year old wishing behind the computer….heck I’m as normal as can be ….(Ooopss did I just say that..)…lmao
Posted by: Kieth at December 27, 2003 07:50 AM
end of 2003.