They’re like pages from an old Sears catalog, as edited by Charles Fourier…
Here’s US05719655:
“System for magnetically attaching templeless eyewear to a person.”
(Nike paid for this one)
From Delphion’s Gallery of Obscure Patents.
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Also:
Delphion’s Gallery of Historic Patents.
University of British Columbia Patent Scan
National Patent Service Hall of Interesting (your time has come, portable shield)