What are Robots For?
Outsider artist James Poulos wrote a psychoanalytic prose poem which appears to be about how badly he wants to trade his tats for tits. But in realtity, his poem is about how badly he wishes he were a robot with…
Saudi Arabia? What Saudi Arabia?
Sunni extremists from Saudi Arabia make up half the foreign fighters in Iraq, many suicide bombers, a U.S. official says. Saudis reportedly funding Iraqi Sunni insurgents Saudi Citizens Funding Iraq Insurgents Adnan Fucking Khashoggi Osama bin Fucking Laden
Buttle
Gonzales received another report of an NSL-related violation a few weeks later. “A national security letter . . . contained an incorrect phone number” that resulted in agents collecting phone information that “belonged to a different U.S. person” than the…
Bloodsucking Freak
It comes as no surprise that authoritarian sadist Glenn Reynolds wants the poor to die slow painful deaths. But is there a more sinister reason that he wants mosquitoes to become resistant to DDT as quickly as possible?
Hot
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.” — Mitt Romney
Fascist Enforcers
In an effort to lash out at the world for the grinding horror of their sad meaningless jobs, flight attendants have taken to using sadistic paranoid hatred as a weapon against their helpless captives. One passenger on a Delta flight…
Twelve Dollar Hair
Fear the freakishly cheap head of Brian Twelve Bones.
Sekkr1t Sexxy
Whether Foggo had official dealings with prostitutes in Honduras or not, this was clearly a big problem. “Dusty would have been the perfect target of a counter-intelligence operation,†said one official who worked in Honduras at the time. “He had…
Buttle
Seventy to 90 percent of the Iraq detentions in 2003 were “mistakes,” U.S. officers once told the international Red Cross.
Sociopath 4 teh lulz
An emotionally disturbed 30 year old male poses as a 27 year old submissive female on Craigslist. Then he posts all responses with full email, contact info and pictures to a public wiki. On his blog, he asks his readers…
they’re going to be called monsters anyway
Glenn Reynolds finally pundits his way into open threats and unambiguous fascist rhetoric: The real danger is that we who support the war will reach the point that we say we might as well be taken as wolves then as…
Flat
I want to take note of happy clowns like Jonah Goldberg. “The earth is flat,” he hollers from around his rubber nose. “And even if it’s not, what about the profits? For God’s sake, won’t somebody think of the profits???”…
Displacement
What’s the second cutest thing about bloodthirsty worshipers of the God-King of War? They think you’re crazy.
Freedom on the March
In an effort to fight terrorism (no, seriously), Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has proposed an array of expanded intellectual property laws to Congress. Some of the highlights include the right to wiretap suspects in intellectual property crimes, and to make…
Getting Even
Forbes is publishing a cover story by Daniel Lyons called “Attack of the Blogs” in which they suggest an array of techniques that defenseless corporations can use against the hideous scourge known as people with web pages. Hot tips include…
