Category Archives: Twitter

Legality, morality and community aside, the guy who makes Thesis is an total egomaniacal douchebag. http://is.gd/dtoYu # "I have been arguably one of the top three most important figures in the history of WordPress." – Ayn Rand, author of Thesis … Continue reading →

Turning a lemon into lemonade… isn't that actually a euphemism for abortion? http://is.gd/dkony # Coyote loping across road towards Dodger stadium as I drive up, greeted by orgy of cop sirens and dusk overcast. Hello to you to, LA. # … Continue reading →

When your own proofreading marks are snide remarks and cries for help, that's good, right? #haha #no #selfloathing # This machine kills fascists! If by "fascists" you mean orcs, and by "kill" you mean, poke with a pool noodle. http://is.gd/dcW1Z … Continue reading →

Time to make more macaroni paintings. # Average convenience store sells $438,00 of drugs a year. Yet they never get robbed at gunpoint. Weird. http://is.gd/d40iT # Oh hell. The Yankees are coming. # @theHapacalypse where da art things at? in … Continue reading →

Let me join the apology to BP's CEO. I assumed you were just greedy, but clearly you are a supervillain. I'm sorry to have doubted you. # @theHapacalypse Cinco de Mayo honors the Battle of Puebla, where Mexico kicked Frenchy … Continue reading →

After 2 hour delay, plane returning to gate, keeping doors locked, putting on a movie. I'm so fucked. The Denver airport truly is evil. # I'm about to get Operatic at Machine Project… # @lonelysandwich Radiolate partula in reply to … Continue reading →

LA Opera's Siegfried – H.R Pufnstuf does Bollywood, as produced by Dieter from Sprokets, staring The Tick. # Just in time for my arrival, the Denver airport installed a giant statue of Anubis, the Egyptian god of death. http://is.gd/cCDqX # … Continue reading →

BP lied about the size of the spill. Arco is a BP brand. Just throwing that info out there, west coast gas buyers. # "Look! We can watch two different Golden Girls at the same time." #friday # At first … Continue reading →

After watching the last episode of Lost, the TV turned into a Bible. Which is awesome, because now I can burn that shit. # Los Angeles is the most population-dense American city. Ranked 90th in the world (NYC is 114). … Continue reading →

Ill advised as usual. # @theHapacalypse waiting in the fail line at the echoplex. Lemme know if a golden ticket drops. in reply to theHapacalypse # That FlyLo is a charming young man. # "venerial diseases are doing well tonight!" … Continue reading →