links for 2010-04-20
Someone left a phone in a bar. Guy picks it up, looks through it. "There, on the Facebook screen, was the Apple engineer, Gray Powell." Guy considers returning property to the now identified owner… but then decides it's way more profitable to destroy Mr Powell's life and sell the stolen phone to Gizmodo! And so Gizmodo says, "Receive stolen property? I'm afraid not. We are journalists."
Ha! No. Gizmodo says: "Holy FUCK Yeah! FUCK that phone-stolen loser in the FUCKING EAR! KaChing!!!"
"I must say that this flowchart is looking hot"