Monthly Archives: November 2008

Health officials advise people to avoid areas where they can smell smoke. Every nose in southern California is now under evacuation order. # We thought there wouldn’t be any major consequences if we took over LACMA… Sorry about ushering in … Continue reading →

Ted Stevens losing in Alaska. No special election for Sarah. Is it really… *quivering lip* over? # Took my sub-prime Twitterrank, divided it into tranches, rated some of them with a AAA rank of 826. And now you all owe … Continue reading →

Laura Ingraham says CA should secede. Ooh, this is awkward. We already decided to kick you out, Laura. So if you could just, ah… # Mormons: gay-bashing their way to 2012 like a convict trying to get prison cred http://is.gd/74H0 … Continue reading →

Palin now says Republican ticket represented “the status quo.” I can’t wait till she finds out who was on the ticket! #

Do people who think California doesn’t have seasons also think that the only flavors of food are “hot dog” and “ice cream”? #

You know what these web services need? Integration! And beer! Oh hell, we’re out of beer. Okay, just integration then. #