move small objects just a little

Job opening:

I am looking for someone who is capable of moving physical objects with his/her mind (telekenetics). This is for scientific experiments to enhance and harness this power. If you are able to move small objects just a little you qualify. This only applys to telekenetics. The job pays $75.00 an hour, 40 hours+ a week. Thank you.

No overtime?

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