Yearly Archives: 2003

Newark

You are safe. You are safe. You are safe. Fully locked and loaded. Empty the clip of an M16 in two and a half seconds. You are safe. You are safe. :-) You are safe. You are safe. :-(

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Mighty Protein Enters the Fray

Oh sweet sweet taste of organophosphate. Manganese starts looking hot to twisted amino. Finally — after a few drinks in front of the fire, a slathering of amyloid plaques, the delicious bondage of perverse tangles — copulus ensues. A rouge … Continue reading

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Dollhouse

It finally sunk in: Glenn Reynolds is just not a very important person. This whole “blog” thing, at least among people who are deeply involved in something they like to call “blogs,” is largely about re-enforcement of one’s worldview. I … Continue reading

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Army Men

James Lileks decided to vent his anger over the dead American soldiers in Iraq not by crying out for the kind of state funeral that Italy had for it’s war dead. No, clever warblogger that he is, Lileks decided to … Continue reading

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Atrophy

From Robert Carswell’s Pathological Anatomy, Illustrations of the Elementary Forms of Disease. On display at the University of Glasgow’s Special Collections Library. [bless you, solipsistic gazette]

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The Dying Plant Epidemic

A fragment from the Hellish Horde episode of Freddy Mock Man, a junior high comic from 1986.

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Dose of Reality

Even though I am getting fewer Pakistani mortgage offers, my anti-spam hobby will probably need to give way to a new video game. A veteran speaks out in the name of futility: THIS IS NOT A HOBBY. If you want … Continue reading

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LJ Parody

In some ways, LiveJournal is one of the more powerful and convenient “online communities” around. Unfortunately this is partially due to it’s insularity — a walled garden approach to community building. Walled gardens can be pleasant, unless the gardener starts … Continue reading

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Warrior

Crawling out from a SimCity binge (fortunately it was version 3 — version 4 might have put me under for the Winter…) and looking for another expression of digital monomania, I started hunting spammers. Not the spam sent to the … Continue reading

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Crazy Deficit Spending

Schwarzenegger Campaign Ad: Now, here is my plan: audit everything, open the books, and then we end the crazy deficit spending. A week before Schwarzenegger’s inauguration [LA Times]: Massive Loan for State Weighed Aides for Gov.-elect Schwarzenegger float the idea … Continue reading

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